The Geomancer

"The day pillar. Fire? Hmm... If it is fire, then something must have happened in year 2002... 2002 is a year of Yang Water (heavenly stem) on Yang Fire (earthly branch). For a fire lady, the element that controls her - that is, water, is the element of the man (boyfriend/husband) in her life. If the fire lady is single, 2002 is a year where she might meet someone interesting. However, the water in 2002 is sitting on fire, which, to a fire lady, represents competition. In short, the man who appeared in 2002 is either attached or married. For someone attached, they have to be careful of their men - another fire appearing in the earthly branch might indicate the presence of a competitor - another fire lady."
~ The Geomancer

Waaah...

And we were not even talking about 2002. Postrate. Kowtow.

Damn, I wish I had a fire extinguisher to ice The Other Woman. Or any heavy object over her head should do it too. Heh.


Tokens

Mr One-Stone-Two-Birds staggered over with a wide grin. A hand on each of our shoulders, Mr OSTB blabbered some appreciative comment while his friend gestured frantically that the former was drunk, before pulling Mr OSTB away.

He leaned in immediately and asked me what the "chow angmoh" said. (Well, not that the angmoh stank...)

"What do you think?" Shrug. (The usual lah.)

At the end of the night, he passed me another book.

"You can keep it."

"Oh. Thanks."

Soon, I'll need a shelf just for the books. I can't even keep up with the mp3s and URLs that Mr Two-Stones-One-Bird (okay, maybe it's Multiple-Stones-Multiple-Birds, but hey, I ain't counting and I don't really care) keeps sending me.

I feel... inundated. Sigh.